February 2012
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Jason's guide to living the high life:
make sure its a Friday
pop open a bottle of white wine
cuddle up with your dogs
and watch the lawmakers of your state vote on bills that in no way affect you
Ahhh yeahhh!!!
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Dear Future Jason:
When looking for images of “Delores the hairless spectacled bear” don’t Google “Hairless Bear”. You’re going to get an eye full, buddy.
That is all.
xoxoxo
-Jason from the past
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If there was EVER a year for me to attend Bonnaroo...
I mean the line-up is INSANE!!!!
Sooooo many of my favorites all in one place!!!!
HNNNNGGGGG!!!!
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I just saw a bottle roll up hill.
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I hate when I try to unlock my house door with my...
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Mountain Man - Sewee Sewee
January 2012
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Alabama Shakes EP
shut up and listen
-Jason
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The Fifty Most Quoted Lines of Poetry →
The idea of the post is simple. When you type a phrase into Google, Google tells you how many hits that phrase gets on the Internet, or how many pages contained that exact line.
Here is the updated list of the fifty most quoted lines of poetry on the internet, including all the readers’ suggestions. We started with a long list of over 400 lines taken from dictionaries of quotations,...
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TRIGGER WARNING:
Jokes about German sausages…
…are the Wurst.
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^your reaction
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Great, another celebrity crush. That’s exactly what I need. Thanks, Internet! ~SaRcAsM~
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“This Page Cannot Be Displayed
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How is my body producing this much mucus!? There’s a constant stream of yuck coming out of my face.
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“Things to Do on a Boring Tokyo Night in a Hotel”... →
Have dinner by yourself. That’s always a lot of fun.
Wander aimlessly around the hotel. This is a huge hotel, so there’s lots of space to wander aimlessly around.
Go up and down the elevator for no reason at all. The people going up are going to their rooms. I’m not. Those going down are going out. I’m not.
I seriously think about the house phone and calling my room 3003...
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It’s nice to meet a world leader that has bigger ears than me.
– Pres. Obama, in Disney, on meeting Mickey Mouse
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There's really only one way to deal with this SOPA...
We steal the Declaration of Independence.
There's really only one way to deal with this SOPA...
We steal the Declaration of Independence.
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Transcripts of recordings between Port Authorities... →